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The Fraynch don't believe in Thanksgiving because they don't believe in being thankful, so instead of turducken, I ate eggs benedict and bloody maries at an American-themed restaurant with my boss and his wife. Then, I worked the entire afternoon, since I dropped out of school. Then, I came home and soul-searchingly reflected on my meaningless life.

Some things I am thankful for 2k8:

1. My family, except for my dog
2. My friends
3. The Fraynch, including the one I live with
4. My health

5. My unpaid jobs

6. Online video services


7. That I am no longer vegetarian; also, Special K and Quaker Oatmeal
8. The fortunate scene of seeing a midget use a urinal at a club last weekend (couldn't reach).
9. The voice of reason

10. My weblog, my readership and the Internets in general

Enjoy your American holiday, you Americans, you!